Avast, me harties! I managed a 97% on that scurvey swab, the Russian cursive quiz! Ran it through with me cutlass, then finished it off with me sidearm, I did.

I'm off to me cabin, now, to finish plottin' against Thurday's foe: The dreaded Unit 1 Russian exam! Make it walk the plank, I will.

Yarr!